Thursday, June 17, 2010

Seattle isn't're the one who's weird

Let me relate the narrative I've gotten from Seattle since I've lived here:

Obviously, lack of sunlight and nightlife options has driven the people of the Pacific Northwest insane. You would never see this kind of weirdness in New York because people there have better things to do than make their own sauerkraut.

I'm going to start throwing parties. We'll call it a social service. Ooh, maybe I can even get a grant for it for the city for propping up the local moonshine industry.

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